Seeking Suggestions: What do you eat for breakfast?

Ever since I can remember I hated traditional breakfast foods. I have no interest in eggs, oatmeal, toast, waffles or bacon. If I had it my way I would have a slice of cake (basically a muffin) or a piece of berry pie (same thing as a danish), but my athlete brain knows that that is not going to cut it.

As a kid I would have frozen pizza or leftover Chinese food from the night before for breakfast because I needed to eat something before school. Who cares if it was traditional.

Now as I begin my professional squash career I know that I need to eat a well balanced breakfast to fuel my morning training and start my day off right. Not much has changed, I still don't want eggs or oatmeal. So I ask you - what do you eat for breakfast? If you have any suggestions for easy, nutritious, unconventional breakfast options, I am all ears!

HELP!